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Have an account on the site? That'd be weird, since Accounts aren't really a thing on the site yet. Hopefully soon!

Blue Diamond

This is the look I'm best known for. It's made me the technical entrepreneur I am today and my go-to for the bulk of my daily technical or infosec tasks.


This look is my go-to for intense requirements, like PowerShell scripting. A bit more mysterious and captivating to really draw you in.
Beat It

Je Ne Se Quois

This look is a lot softer, it's a little more of a catalog look. I use it for basic software installs sometimes.
It's the SAME look?!
Did they seriously do that?!

HILARIOUS Muppet Bloopers!

Totally unexpected, you have to watch this. Possibly NSFW.

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Actually, the construct of time keeping is an illusion. Time itself probably does exist.
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U.S. adults who cannot read above a 3rd grade level
People who don't fact check on the Internet
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The number of states that sell beefalo.
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